Oh, no, I need some Neosporin® for that burn. ***lmao*** It's funny that you'd admit some random person on the internet tried to fuck your mom. You have me confused with someone else, though. My dick is average, at best. Ask your mom again to clarify. Go ahead, we'll wait. ***LMFAO***
Calm down there, Cupcake. I've seen a lot of pussy. In fact, the last one I saw was your mom's when I was fucking it. She needed five bucks and I felt like helping a bitch out. Her tits need some work done. Quite a bit, actually!